MICHEAL JACKSON DIED TODAY 6/26/08, HE GOT ME BANNED FROM MTV

WELL IT IS IRONICAL THAT MICHEAL JACKSON DIED TODAY, JUNE 26TH, BECASUE I HAD ACTUALY BEEN THINK OF WRITING A PEICE REGAURDING THE LIRYC'S TO MICHEAL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER' SONG, WHEN THE OLD MAN IS RAPPING AT THE END. WELL AT FIRST I WANTED TO SAY THAT I THINK IT IS ENDICATIVE OF THE KIND OF BORING SING-SONGEY RAP THAT CAME OUT SO MUCH IN THE EARLY 1980'S, HE IS BASICLY JUST RIPPING OFF 'RAPERS DELIGHT' AND AS HE IS THE FIRST WHITE RAPPER I GUESS WE HAVE VINCENT PRICE TO THANK FOR THE BEASTY BOYS, VANILLA ICE VAN WINKEL AND DO'NT FORGET JESSE JAYMES [ALL THOUGH I NEVER COMPLAIN WHEN ANY BODY SHAKES IT LIKE A WHITE GRIL BECASUE I AM ONLY REALLY FAMIALIAR WITH THAT KIND OF SHAKEING]

WELL ANY WAYS OF COARSE I ALL SO WANT TO ADDRESS THE SUBJECT MATTER. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, AS A CHILD IT IS'NT REALY NECASSARY TO THINK ABOTU FIGHTING TO STAY ALIVE, WELL PARTICULIARLY NOT IF YOU DO'NT LIVE IN SIERA, LIBERIA OR TOGGO WHICH ARE COUNTY'S IN AFRICA, WHERE GENERAL 'BUTT NAKED' ROAMS THE COUNTRY-SIDE [BUT I SUPPOSE THIS IS NOTHING NEW FROM MICHEAL JACKSON SING OF 'LIBERIAN GIRL' WELL SHE WAS PROBABLY RAPED BY A CHILD SOLDEIR AND HAD TO FIGHT TO STAY ALIVE AFTER-WARDS SHE HAD A FISTULA]. WELL AS A CHILD I DID'NT LIKE TO HERE SUCH LIRYC'S COMING FROM MY FISHER-PRICE PORTABLE TURN-TABLE BECASUE IN MY ROOM IT IS A PLACE OF COMFORT, AND SAFELY, AND I SHOUDL'NT HAVE TO WORRY TO THE EXTENT OF FIGHTING TO STAY ALIVE WHEN A ZOMBIE COME CRASHING THROUGH MY DOOR, WELL THEY CAN JUST MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT HOUSE.

AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE THE VIDEO AND MICHEAL JACKSON IS TURNING TO A ZOMBIE WITH THE EYE OF A CAT, SUCH AS IMSPIRED BY STEVEN KINGS' 'THE CAT EYE' STORY, WELL AS A CHILD YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH SCREAMING 'WHAT IS THIS???????/'

WELL MANY CHILDREN OF MY AGE GROUP FROM THE 1970'S AND 1980'S ERA FOUND THEM-SELVE'S BEING BANNED FROM MTV WATCHING IT BECASUE THEY WERE TO SCARED OF WATCHING THE MICHEAL JACKSON VIDEO 'THRILLER'. I WAS ONE OF THEM. MY PARENT'S FOUND ME, WATCHING THE THRILLER, AND I WAS TEARING UP IN MY EYES, CRYING SO HARD, BECASUE I DID'NT WANT TO FIGHT TO STAY ALIVE, NOT AT SO YOUNG OF AN AGE. SO I WAS BANNED FROM MTV LIKE LUUKE SKYYYWALLLKER. WELL 'THE FORCE' COULD'NT OF SAVED ME NOW!

SO BECASUE OF MICHEAL JACKSON I MISSED OUT ON RUN-DMC AND MOTLEY CRUE'S HAY-DAY, AND I NEVER GOT TO SEE THE INTERVIEW WITH BROOK SHEILD'S AND JOHN NORRIS WHERE THEY WE'RE REMENISSING ABOUT 'STUDIO 54' AND BROOK SMACKED JON ON HIS LITTLE KNEE AND SAID 'CAN I JUST SAY I CA'NT BELEIVE I NEVER FUCKED YOU HONEY?!'. [WELL OF COARSE DUH BOTH HE AND KURT LOADER ARE GAY TOGETHER] SO NOW THAT HE IS GONE I AM GOING TO WATCH SOME OLD MTV ON YOU-TUBE AND DRINK SOME JESUS JUICE AND SAY 'THANKS FOR NOTHING BUT NOW I HAVE EVERY-THING!'