Q: WELL WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN NEAL ARMSTRONG AND MICHEAL JACKSON?
A: WELL NEAL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST MAN TO WALK ON THE MOON, WHERE AS MICHEAL JACKSON IS JUST A BIG FREAK WHO GETS BOY'S DRUNK ON 'JESUS JUICE' [FROM A SURRIPTISIOUS COKE CAN] AND THEN PUTS THEY'RE WEENER'S IN HIS MOUTH
A: WELL NEAL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST MAN TO WALK ON THE MOON, WHERE AS MICHEAL JACKSON IS JUST A BIG FREAK WHO GETS BOY'S DRUNK ON 'JESUS JUICE' [FROM A SURRIPTISIOUS COKE CAN] AND THEN PUTS THEY'RE WEENER'S IN HIS MOUTH
WELL ANY WAYS, I BET IF YOU TRY TO TELL THIS JOKE TO NEAL ARMSTRONG HE WILL ACT LIKE YOU'RE FREIND'S OLD AUNTIE AND SAY 'WELL I DO'NT CARE FOR THAT KIND OF HUMOR THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH' BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT, WELL I BET THAT NEAL ARMSTRONG IS SAYING TO HIM-SELF AS WE SPEAK, 'WELL WHOSE GOING TO TELL JOKES ABOUT ME NOW'?
WELL I BET HE IS CRYING UP THEIR IN SPACE
Neil Armstrong touched me. Down there. No, I jest. He didn't really touch me "down there." That was Michael. Jesus Juice and God Roofies and *BLAMMO!* his spotted hands are all OVER me. And that's just Neil Armstrong.
ReplyDeleteMichael was holding the cam-corder.
It is too early?
WELL I WHEN THEY SAID THAT NEAL 'TOUCHED DOWN' ON 'THE MOON' I HAD NO IDEA THAT THEY MEANT HE PUT HIS HAND'S ON A BOYS BUTT'S
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