LANGAUGE

WELL MANY POEPLE ALL WAYS SAYS TO ME, 'WELL DONNIE WE HAVE NOTICED YOU DO'NT USE THE CUSS WORD'S TO MUCH', AND AT FIRST I NEVER THOUGHT ABOTU IT BUT I AM NOT OPPOSED TO BE A SENSATIVE MAN WHO LIKE TO THINK ABOUT HIS MOTAVATIONS AND DESIRE'S, SO I SAT DOWN AND BEGUN TO THINK, 'WELL WHY IS IT THAT I DO'NT USE THE CUSS WORD'S ALL THE TIME'?

WELL AFTER MUCH THOUGHT I HAVE DECIDE THAT I KNOW, WHY DO'NT I USE THE CUSS WORDS ALL THE TIME, WELL IT DATE'S BACK TO MANY YEARS, AGO PROBABLY DURING THIRD GRADE I BELEIVE. WELL THEIR WAS A KID IN MY CLASS NAME OF LEWIS DAVIDSON, HE WAS FAIRY-HAIRED AND SOME TIMES WORE GLASS'S. HE WAS A 'HIPSTER' EVEN AT THE AGE OF THIRD GRADE, FOR EXAMPEL HE OWNED THE GOERGE MICHEAL 'FAITH' TAPE BEFORE ANY ONE ELSE AND KNEW ALL THE WORD'S TOO, 'I WANT YOU'RE SEX'! SO YOU SEE HE HAD THE ORA OF KNOWLEDGE.

WELL ONE DAY HE CAME TO ME AND HE SAID 'WELL DONNIE THE TEACHER WAS REALLY MAD IN THE TEACHER'S LONGUE AND I WAS EVE'S-DROPPING SO I HEARD HER, SHE SAID THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE CUSSERS!' WELL IN THIS DAY, AND AGE, WE ARE USE TO RANKING OF EVERY THING THANK'S TO VH1 AND 'MAXXIM' MAGAZINE, BUT AT THIS TIME I WAS QUIET YOUNG AND VERY ENTRIGUED BY THE IDEA OF A RANKING OF A CUSS WORD'S, SO I SAID, 'WELL LEWIS WHAT ARE THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE CUSSERS?!'

'WELL' HE SAID. 'WELL THE QUEEN IS THE WORD, SHIT.' WELL OF COARSE I KNEW THE WORD SHIT IT WAS PART OF MY VOCABULARY. THIS WAS NOTHING NEW TO ME, I HAD BEEN TAKING A SHIT FOR PRACTICLY MY WHOLE LIFE AT THIS POINT, AND CALL A SPADE A SPADE, I USED THE WORD AND WAS'NT ASHAMED. EVEN A CHILD CAN BE, COME AND ADULT BY HIS USEAGE OF LANGAUGE, AS I DID TO SAY 'SHIT!' WHEN I WENT INTO THE BATH ROOM. IT IS A NATURAL FUCNTION. BUT REALLY, WHAT WAS THE KING OF THE CUSSERS? I HAD TO KNOW!

'WELL LEWIS, WHAT IS THE KING OF THE CUSSERS? I HAD TO KNOW!' I SAID TO MY FREIND.

'WELL DONNIE THE KING IS THE WORD, FUCK'!

HMM. I DID'NT KNOW THIS WORD. ALL THOUGH MY PARENT'S HAD TOOK ME TO SEE RATED-R MOVIE'S SUCH AS 'BEVERY HILL'S COP' AND 'FLASHY DANCER' I WAS'NT AWARE THAT THIS WORD FUCK WAS A BAD WORD SIMPLEY BECASUE MY PARENT'S NEVER SAID IT. WELL I GUESS THEY WERE OLD-FASHION AND DID'NT USE THIS KINDS OF SLANG.

'WELL LEWIS, WHAT IS FUCK'? I ASKED? THE WORD WAS VERY MYSTERIOUSE. NOT TO MANY SYLABEL'S AND AN INTERSTING COLLECTION OF LETTER'S.

'YOU DO'NT KNOW WHAT FUCK MEANS? WELL I WILL ENFORM YOU, WHAT THE WORD MEANS. THE WORD FUCK MEANS WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN GET ON THEY'RE HAND'S AND KNEE'S AND GO TO THE BATH-ROOM TOGETHER.'

'OHHHHH' I SAID. NOW I KNEW WHAT 'FUCK' MEANT, WELL IT MEANS TO MAKE A BABY BECASUE EVERY BODY KNEW AT THAT TIME THAT MAKING A BABY WAS BASICLY THE SAME AS GOING TO THE BATH-ROOM. WELL EVEN THROUGH I AM OLDER NOW AND I REALIZE THAT YOU PROBABLY CA'NT MAKE A BABY ONLY BY GOING TO THE BATH-ROOM WITH A WOMAN [LORD KNOW'S I WOULD OF MADE ABOUT 27 BABY'S BY NOW!!!] BUT I STILL SEE THAT THEIR'S SOME SIMPLE TRUTH'S TO BE LEARNED FROM VIEWING THE WORLD WITH-IN A CHILD'S EYE.