WELL TRY IS A MIGHT, BUT I CA'NT STOP THINKING OF MICHEAL JACKSON. I WOULD'NT LIKE TO CONTINUE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE MEDIA FRENZY AROUND HIS DEATH BUT THEIR'S ALOT OF FEELINGS IN MY MIND THAT I NEED TO EXCERCISE AND TRY TO GET OUT, SO I AM GOING TO EXPRESS MYSELF, BEST I KNOW HOW.
WELL I NEED TO PREFACE THIS MEDATATION ON MICHEAL JACKSON WITH A PERSONAL BIT OF INFORMATION ABOUT MYSELF. WELL YOU CAN ASK ANY OF MY GIRL-FREIND'S, PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE, AND THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT WHEN I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO THEM I SAY 'WELL THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWL'. WELL OF COARSE MORE THAN JUST A FEW OF THEM HAVE ASKED ME, 'WELL WHY DO YOU SAY THAT THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWEL' AND UP UNTILL THIS VERY WEEK I HAVE ALL WAYS TOLD THEM, 'WELL I DO'NT KNOW THE ORIGIN OF THIS PHRASE, BUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [WHICH I THINK YOU DO] THEN IT IS TIME TO HEAD TO THE BED-ROOM'. AND REALLY LIKE THE MALT LIQOUR KNOW AS 'COLD 45' IT WORKS, EVERY TIME.
WELL THEIR'S SO MANY POSSIBLE EXPLENATION'S, THE MOST PROMANENT COULD BE MY DEEP RELIGOUS BATGROUND, WHICH IS CHRISTIAN, AND THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT FOR MANY YEAR'S, BECASUE I WAS HARKING BACK TO THE STORY OF ORIGINAL SIN, WELL IN MY MIND I THOUGHT, 'I AM THE SNAKE, THIS LADY SHE IS EVE, AND WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BITE RIGHT HERE IN THE BIG APPLE. COME PROWL WITH ME!'. BUT THIS WEEK WHEN I WAS DOING ON-LINE RESEARCH INTO THE DEATH OF MICHEAL JACKSON, I SAW SOME THING THAT CREATED A JOG IN MY MEMORY AND I REALIZED THE TRUE ORIGIN OF 'THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWL'
WELL EVERY ONE'S HERD THE BROTHERS OF THE JACKSON'S 5 BUT DID YOU ALL SO KNOW THAT MICHEAL JACKSON HAD A SISTER IN THE MUSIC 'BIZ'? WELL NOW YOU KNOW HER, NAME IS REBBIE [I THINK SHORT FOR REBA] AND IN 1984 SHE HAD A HIT WIHT A SONG THAT MIGHT OF BEEN BASED OF A POPULAR VIDEO-GAME CRAZE OF THE SAME NAME, CENTIPEDE:
[THIS IS THE VERSION FROM THE 'SOLID GOLD' SHOW, WELL I DEFINATELY RECCOMEND THE ORIGINAL MUSIC VIDEO BUT OF COARSE THE RECORD LABLE WO'NT LET ME IN-BED IT]
WELL IF YOU LISTEN CLOSE TO THE LIRYC'S YOU WILL UNDERSTAND SHE SAYS, 'WHEN THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWL'!!! AND OF COARSE, NOW I REMEMBER SOME THING THE I HAD OBVIOSULY BURRIED DEEP WITH IN MY MIND, I USE TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG QUIET OFTEN ON THE RADIO WHEN IT WOULD PLAY, AND IT IS CLEAR THAT THE LIRYC'S OF REBBIE JACKSON EFFECTED MY DEEPLY. [WELL FOR ALL YOU MUSIC LOVER'S OUT THEIR, MAKE SURE TO KEEP LISTENING TO THE END WHEN REBBIE REALY SHOWS OF HER 'CHOPS']
WELL IRREGARDLESS OF WETHER OR NOT I LIKE IT OR NOT, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO NOT SAY THAT MY SEXUAL EXCISTANCE HAS BEEN INFLUENCED BY THE JACKSON FAMILY. WELL MAY BE I SHOULD SUE THEM LIKE JORDAN CHANDLER!
P.S. IF ANY BODY HAS REBBIE'S NUMBER PLEASE EMAIL IT TOO ME THANK'S
P.P.S. WELL ALL SO IF YOU KNOW DOES SHE STILL LOOK GOOD PLEASE LET ME KNOW?
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Maybe I'll try, "Black Snake Moanin'," baby.
ReplyDeleteAh, the good old days of music and rock and roll. No lip syncing or over-reliance on hair or costumes. I love this video, JANG.
Thank you and bless.
WELL YOUR RIGHT TY, THIS IS DEFINATELY WHAT BOB SEAGAR WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN HE SAID 'GIVE ME YOU'RE OLD RECORDS OUT OF THE CUBBARD, I'M GONNA SIT 'N' LISTEN LIKE OL' MOTHER HUBBARD, GOTTA LOVE THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL'!!
ReplyDeleteIt's been a long time since I rock and rolled though.
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL THE NARC-ANGEL
ReplyDeleteMillions of little members of the worldwide F.F.A. (Future Followers of the Antichrist) have finally learned how to find a certain part of their lower anatomy and quickly touch it while dancing - thanks to Michael Jackson, the highest paid Lower Anatomy Toucher of all time! Special thanks also go to the Jesus-bashing, Hell-bound Hollywood moguls who were just as quick to see higher profits in lower anatomies! [Just saw this opinion on the web. Other grabby items on MSN, Google, etc. include "Separation of Raunch and State," "David Letterman's Hate, Etc.," "Tribulation Index becomes Rapture Index," and "Bible Verses Obama Avoids." - something for everyone!]
I've always had a centipede for ol Rebbie.
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