WELL I HAVE SOME WORD'S OF ADVISE FOR THOSE, OF US, LIVEING IN THAT ZONE WE ALL KNOW ALL TO WELL, CAUGHT SOME WHERE BETWEEN MAKING LOVE AND MAKING OURSELF KNOWN TO THE WORLD
WELL FIRST, OF ALL THINGS YOU MUST KNOW, YOU'RE LIMITASION'S OUR NESCESSARY TO BE FIRST IN YOU'RE MIND. FOR EXAMPLE, A 'SWEET YOUNG MISS' MIGHT APROACH YOU, CLOSE AND INTIMATE INTO YOU'RE BODY, TO THE PUPOSE YOU THINK SHE WILL GIVE YOU A KISS. WELL YOUR THINKING IN YOU'RE MIND, 'YES, ITS SO EASY WHEN EVERY BODY IS TRYING TO SQUEEZE ME TEASE ME AND PLEASE ME!' BUT IN ACTUALLY ITS JUST YOU'RE IMAGINATION. AND IN THIS CASES WHERE DO YOU RUN TO AFTERWORDS WHEN YOU ARE FEELING THE STING OF THE HONEYBEE? WELL YOU RUN TO YOU'RE IMAGINATION. WELL I KNOW IT SOUNDS GROSS BUT IMAGINATION HAS SEX WITH ITSELF TO BREED IMAGINATION SUCH AS A WORM MIGHT DO, AS THEY ARE A HERMAPHRODITE. WELL ITS A SELF-PARPETUATING CYCLE, AND IT IS VISCIOUS INDEED BECASUE ITS A WORM INSIDE YOU'RE SKULL! CHOMPING AND HUMPING.
WELL THIS VERY SECOND, OF ALL THESE OF FOUR MENTIONED THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW, YOU MUST KNOW YOU'RE SURROUNDING'S. PERHAPS YOUR CONSCIDERING GOING TO A DANCE WITH YOU'RE FREIND'S WERE THE DANCE FLOOR WILL BE SMOKING HOT WITH STEAM, AND IN THIS ENVIORMENT YOU WILL FEEL LIKE PETER GABRIALS AS YOU CRY OUT, 'WELL GIVE ME STEAM! I FEEL SO REAL!' BUT AGAIN, THE PROBLEM WITH THIS KIND OF PLACE IS OFTEN THAT THEY USE 'BLACK LIGHT' TECHNOLOGY WHICH WILL HAVE A STRANGE AFFECTS ON YOU'RE PANTS I.E. PANTS BECOME X-RAY. WELL THATS RIGHT THE CLIENTELL CAN ACTUALY SEE THROUGH YOU'RE PANTS. AND WHEN THEY DO THAT, THEY CAN SEE THAT YOUR NERVOUSE. THEY SEE THE BONER THAT IS SEMI-ENFLATED [WHICH IS ALSO KNOW AS 'A SEMI', IT IS A PUN BECASUE MOST PENIS'S ARE ASEMITRICAL BENDING THIS WAY, AND THAT!] AND AT THIS POINT, PRETTY MUCH THE HEART IS PUMPING HARD IN YOU'RE CHEST LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON ACCEPT 'THIS IS'NT IT'.
WELL FINALY YOU NEED TO GET AN EDUCATION BUT IT IS UNFORTUNATELY THAT THIS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN GET FROM ANY SCHOOL, NOT EVEN THE PICK UP ARTIST CALL 'MYSTERY' CAN HELP YOU HEAR. WELL ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIMPLEY WALK INTO THE TEST 'BALL'S OUT' AND FLUNK IT OR DUNK IT. WELL THE CHOICE IS YOU'RES
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JANG! Jang-a-lang-a-lang-bang!
ReplyDeleteBlack light technology has been a boon to mankind. The black light highly correlates with the arc of life.
Hence:
1) As a child, the black light is a miracle of night bowling and Halloween.
2) As a young man, the black light is essential to the discoveries of "tripping" and "hooking up."
3) As an old man, the black light allows you to find where the cat peed.
Keep in touch, J-man!
Glad to see you back in action with wisdom. What if you were to paint your wiener with the same color as a blue-screen, in order to camouflage, does it work that way?
ReplyDeleteI miss you, JANG.
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