JUST A NORMAL BLOG (THE ORIGINAL)

'RED DON' IN REVERSE? OVER MY COLD DEAD HAND'S!

2010-04-05T23:40:00.003-04:00

WELL AS YOU ALL KNOW MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS 'RED DON' ITS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A COMMUNIST DICATERSHIP INSLAVES AMERICA [SUCH AS WHAT HAPPENING NOW WIHT HEALTH CARE] AND A BAND OF YOUNG PATRIOUT'S CALLED 'THE WOLVARINE'S. THERE INLISTED TO FORM A MILITIA TO HELP AMERICA RISE AGAIN. THE MAN WHOM MADE THIS MOVIE HIS NAME 'JON MILIUS' AND HIM DAUGHTER A GOOD, SMART CONSERVATIVE WOMEN LIKE 'ANNE COULTAR'. WELL I AM BI-PARTISEN BUT THEIR'S GOOD ON BOTH SIDE'S

WELL I HAVE READ ALOT OF COMMENTATERS SAYING THAT THIS, FOLLOWING, VIDEO IS LIKE 'RED DON' IN REVERSE WITH THE IRAQIE'S ACTING LIKE THE 'WOLVARINE'S' WELL I WELL LET YOU LOOK FOR YOUR-SELVE'S

WELL FIRST OF ALL THE WOLVARINE'S WERE WHITE POEPLE SO THAT AUTOMATICLY DESCOUNT'S THE IRAQIAN POEPLE FROM BEING A WOLVARINE, MAY BE THEY SHOULD CALL HIMSELF 'THE CAMEL'S' OR SOMETHING ELSE LOL BECASUE THEY SMOKE CAMEL CIGGARRETTES AND ALL SO THEY RIDE A CAMEL'S IN THE DESSERT I BELEIVE BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN THEIR SO I DO'NT KNOW FOR SURE HAVE'NT SEEN WITH MY OWN TOW EYE'S

BUT SECOND OF ALL ARE FIGTHING BOY’S WEAR JUST INFORCING THE RULE’S OF IRAQ LIKE THE IRAQIES WANTED, AND AS THEY WOUDL DO BECASUE WE RESPECT THE IRAQIES' AND THEY'RE LAW. WE MAY NOT AGREE WITH THE LAW BUT WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO PROTECT OUR RIGHT TO CHOOSE THEY'RE LAW. WELL FROM THE BIRTH OF THE IRAQIAN NATION THE IRAQIES VOTED TIME AND TIME, AGAIN, TO ELECT ‘SO-DAMN INSANE’ TO BE THEY’RE LEADER AND THAT MEAN’S THEY WANTED TO LIVE A SOCIALEST PARADICE WERE GUNS ARE’NT ALLOWED. WELL THEN ARE FIGHTING BOY’S WHERE TRUELY JUST INFORCING THE IRAQIAN GUN-CONTROL LAW’S. IF YOU PAY THE CRIME THEN YOU DO THE TIME AND ITS A MAXUM THAT IS UTTERLY TRUE .

WELL IF RUETER’S NEW'S AGENTCY DOES’NT LIKE IT THEY SHOUDL’NT OF LET THEY’RE CAMERA-MEN CARRY WEAPON’S IN VIOLASION OF IRAQIAN LAW. AMERICAN JOURNALEST'S WHO IN-BED WITH THE AMERICAN ARMY MAN-CREW THEY DO'NT CARRY WEAPON'S SO ANY RUETER'S JOURNALEST IN-BEDDED WIHT THE IRAQIAN ARMY GOING TO BE 'CUT DOWN' BY THE BRUTAL SITHE OF THE GRIM REAPER FOR CARRYING A WEAPON, ITS JUST THE RULE'S OF JOURNALISIM

WELL AS METTALICA SAID 'KILL ALL OF THEM AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT BECASUE HE IS THE MASTER OF ALL US PUPPY'S' [PS I DO'NT REALLY LIKE ANY METALLICA FROM BEFORE 'ENTER SAND MAN' BUT I GOT TA REPRASENT FOR MY BOY;S]

DONNIE'S PICKS FROM THE VUALT

2010-04-01T20:57:00.007-04:00

WELL I DO'NT WANT TO SOUND LIKE A FAN OF THE GREATFUL DEAD OR JERRY GARCIA [JERRY GARCIA PLUS CARLOS MINCIA IN 'LIFE OF GARCIA' LOL ITS THE NEW 'WEEK-END AT BERNYS'] BUT SOME TIMES YOU NEED TO GO INTO THE VUALT'S AND CLEAN THEM OUT BECASUE MAY BE YOU WANT TO PUT SOME THING ELSE IN THE VUALT AND THEIR'S NOT ENOUGH SPACE

WELL ANY WAYS THIS IS WHAT I WROTE FOR THE 'BLACK BEETLES' BLOG WHICH SEEM NO LONGER WIHT US, I GUESS PAUL MCCARTHNY GOT A LITTLE TO INRAGED WITH THEY'RE PARITY DRAWING OF THE BEETLES BAND IN BLACK FACES. WELL I GUESS PAUL MACARTHNEY IS A RACIALIST AND DOES'NT WANT TO BE SEEN IN A BLACK LIGHT. HE PROBABLEY EVEN HATES ITALIN'S WELL TAKE THAT PAUL MACARONI

WELL ANY WAYS HEAR WE GO... [I STILL DO'NT UNDERSTAND THE COMIC STRIP]

BLACK BEATLE'S GUEST POST

WELL IN THESE DAY'S OF "SASCHA GRAY" AND OTHER TYPE OF PORNOGRAPHY OF THE EXTREME [NOT THE BAND] KIND'S, I DO'NT THINK I HAVE NEED TO BE ASHAMED TO SAY THAT I HAVE A SUBSCRIBTION TO 'PLAY BOY', AND I THINK I CAN TELL YOU I DO'NT READ IT FOR THE ARTICLE'S WHICH ARE MOSTLY BORING AND LONG. WELL OF COARSE WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR ITS THE TECHNI-COLOR TITTIE ACTION, GIMME SATISFACTION! I AM BASICLY LIKE MICK JAGGER, 'GIMME THAT SATISFACTION RIGHT NOW O.K.?! AND GIVE IT WING'S!'

BUT ANY WAYS, THEY'RE SOME TIMES I AM FLIPPING THROUGH THE PAGES AND I SEE SOME THING THAT CATCH MY EYE, FOR EXAMPLE IN THE MOST RECENT 'PLAY BOY' THEIR WAS A CARTOON I SAW, I REALLY DID'NT GET IT. BECASUE OF ALL THE LEGAL TROUBLE'S WITH THE 'BLACK BEATLE'S' NAME AND LO-GO I DO'NT WANT TO JUST RE-PRODUCE THE COMIC STRIP HERE, SO I JUST DRAW IT AGAIN AND LET YOU BE THE JUDGE. HEAR IT IS:

WELL WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? I AM ASKING HOPING MAY BE A INDY-ROCKER CAN EXPLAIN IT TO ME BECASUE I DO'NT REALLY LISTEN TO THAT TYPE OF MUSIC ANY MORE SENSE I TURNED INTO MY THIRTY'S. BUT THE FACT THAT I CAN READ A 'PLAY BOY' AND NOT UNDER-STAND IT, WELL IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT MAY BE YOU CA'NT TEACH AN OLD FART NEW TOOT'S!!LOL

ALL THE RECENT 'HUH BUB?' OVER ISREAL

2010-03-19T21:49:00.005-04:00

WELL THEIRS' BEEN QUIET A 'HUH BUB?' LATELY ON THE INTERNET, AS WELL AS, ABOTU THE OBAMA ADMINESTURATION AND HIS COMMENT'S TOWARDS ISREAL. WELL I EVEN READ ONE LIBERAL PROFFESSAR FROM A COLLEGE/SCHOOL SAYING THAT ISREAL IS'NT EVEN THE JEW'S ANCETRSORAL HOMELAND BECASUE WE, ALL OF US, COME FROM THE SAME TRIBE IN AFRICA 100 HUNDRED THOUSAND YEAR'S AGO SO ALL OF ARE HOME-LAND IS IN SOUTH AFRICA, SO I GUESS THATS WHY THEIR'S SO MUCH RAPEING IN THE BIBLE.

WELL OF COARSE WE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE FROM THE IRAQ'IS BEFORE THEY ATTACKED US ABOUT HOW THEY ARE THE 'CRADEL OF CIVILIZASION', SO IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT EVERY BODY IS SUCH AN EGOTISTICLE THEY WANT TO BELEIVE THEY GIVE BIRTH TO ALL OF MAN-KIND, WHICH IS IRONICAL WHEN YOU CONSIDAR JUST HOW OFTEN ALL THE OTHER SOCEITY'S WANT TO BLAME THE AMERICAN CIVILIZASION FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERY THING BAD THATS HAPPENED IN THE WORLD. WELL I GUESS THEY WANT THEY'RE CAKE TO EAT IT, NOT JUST THE ICEING BUT THE WHOLE OFF IT

WELL AS I ALL WAYS SAY, POLITICLY, I AM A MODERATE, SO THAT MEANS THAT I AGREE WITH SOME TENANTS OF EVOLUTIONISM, SUCH AS WE DEFINATELY CAME FROM A MONKEY. WELL HOLD YOU'RE HORSE'S NOW, I DO'NT MEAN THE VERY SAME ONE AS YOU DO. IT IS OBVIOUSE IF YOU LOOK AT EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WOLRD THEIR ARE MONKEY'S TO BE SEEN, WELL EVEN THE JAPANESE HAVE JAPANESE MONKEY'S. SO IT IS QUIET CLEAR TO ME, AND I DIDEUCE, THAT WE ALL DEVELOPED FROM ARE ANCESTURAL MONKEY'S, WHICH PROOVES THAT ISREAL POEPLE PROBABLY DEVELOP FROM A MONKEY INDIGINIOUS TO THEY'RE LAND, AND WELL THE PALESTINAIN MONKEY CAME FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY THAT DID'NT EXCIST BECASUE AS EVERY BODY KNOWS THEIR NEVER WAS A COUNTRY CALLED PALESTINE WHILE A NATION-STATE CALLED AS ISREAL EXCISTED FOR ABOUT 4 THOUSAND'S OF YEAR'S.

WELL ANY WAYS IF THE LIB'S BELEIVE IN EVOLUTION SO MUCH THAT THEY WANT TO TEACH IT IN THE SCHOOL THEY NEED TO SUPPORT IT 100% AND THEIR FOR SUPPORT ISREAL, PARTICULIARLY THE LIB'S WHO GO TO CHURCH AND WANT JESUS TO COME, BACK TO EARTH

YOU PLEASE MY PANS' HANDEL

2009-10-14T20:34:00.002-04:00

WELL I HAVE SOME WORD'S OF ADVISE FOR THOSE, OF US, LIVEING IN THAT ZONE WE ALL KNOW ALL TO WELL, CAUGHT SOME WHERE BETWEEN MAKING LOVE AND MAKING OURSELF KNOWN TO THE WORLD

WELL FIRST, OF ALL THINGS YOU MUST KNOW, YOU'RE LIMITASION'S OUR NESCESSARY TO BE FIRST IN YOU'RE MIND. FOR EXAMPLE, A 'SWEET YOUNG MISS' MIGHT APROACH YOU, CLOSE AND INTIMATE INTO YOU'RE BODY, TO THE PUPOSE YOU THINK SHE WILL GIVE YOU A KISS. WELL YOUR THINKING IN YOU'RE MIND, 'YES, ITS SO EASY WHEN EVERY BODY IS TRYING TO SQUEEZE ME TEASE ME AND PLEASE ME!' BUT IN ACTUALLY ITS JUST YOU'RE IMAGINATION. AND IN THIS CASES WHERE DO YOU RUN TO AFTERWORDS WHEN YOU ARE FEELING THE STING OF THE HONEYBEE? WELL YOU RUN TO YOU'RE IMAGINATION. WELL I KNOW IT SOUNDS GROSS BUT IMAGINATION HAS SEX WITH ITSELF TO BREED IMAGINATION SUCH AS A WORM MIGHT DO, AS THEY ARE A HERMAPHRODITE. WELL ITS A SELF-PARPETUATING CYCLE, AND IT IS VISCIOUS INDEED BECASUE ITS A WORM INSIDE YOU'RE SKULL! CHOMPING AND HUMPING.

WELL THIS VERY SECOND, OF ALL THESE OF FOUR MENTIONED THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW, YOU MUST KNOW YOU'RE SURROUNDING'S. PERHAPS YOUR CONSCIDERING GOING TO A DANCE WITH YOU'RE FREIND'S WERE THE DANCE FLOOR WILL BE SMOKING HOT WITH STEAM, AND IN THIS ENVIORMENT YOU WILL FEEL LIKE PETER GABRIALS AS YOU CRY OUT, 'WELL GIVE ME STEAM! I FEEL SO REAL!' BUT AGAIN, THE PROBLEM WITH THIS KIND OF PLACE IS OFTEN THAT THEY USE 'BLACK LIGHT' TECHNOLOGY WHICH WILL HAVE A STRANGE AFFECTS ON YOU'RE PANTS I.E. PANTS BECOME X-RAY. WELL THATS RIGHT THE CLIENTELL CAN ACTUALY SEE THROUGH YOU'RE PANTS. AND WHEN THEY DO THAT, THEY CAN SEE THAT YOUR NERVOUSE. THEY SEE THE BONER THAT IS SEMI-ENFLATED [WHICH IS ALSO KNOW AS 'A SEMI', IT IS A PUN BECASUE MOST PENIS'S ARE ASEMITRICAL BENDING THIS WAY, AND THAT!] AND AT THIS POINT, PRETTY MUCH THE HEART IS PUMPING HARD IN YOU'RE CHEST LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON ACCEPT 'THIS IS'NT IT'.

WELL FINALY YOU NEED TO GET AN EDUCATION BUT IT IS UNFORTUNATELY THAT THIS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN GET FROM ANY SCHOOL, NOT EVEN THE PICK UP ARTIST CALL 'MYSTERY' CAN HELP YOU HEAR. WELL ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIMPLEY WALK INTO THE TEST 'BALL'S OUT' AND FLUNK IT OR DUNK IT. WELL THE CHOICE IS YOU'RES

'TIME-OUT:' MY FAVORITE RAP VIDEO'S

2009-07-27T22:08:00.005-04:00

WELL EVER SENSE M.C. HAMMER CAME OUT WITH 'YOU CA'NT TOUCH THIS' RAP VIDEO'S HAVE BEEN A UNIQUE FABRIC OF ARE CULTURAL LANSCAPE AND THEIR'S REALY NO ESCAPING THEM SO WHY BOTHER, WELL THIS BLOG IS NO ACCEPTION. SO I THOUGHT I WOUDL TAKE A 'TIME-OUT' FROM WRITING MY OWN VIDEO'S AND SHARE WITH THE VIEWER SOME OF MY TOW FAVORITE RAP VIDEO'S OF ALL TIMES.

WELL FIRST THIS IS VIDEO FROM BLACKMORE HIGHSCHOOL IN GEORGIA [THE STATE]:

WELL OF COARSE I KNOW THAT MANY OFF YOU WELL SAY 'THAT YOU DO'NT LIKE IT BECASUE IT IS NOT A FAMOUS' VIDEO BUT JUST BARE WITH IT, WATCH IT ALL AND YOU CAN FEEL THAT THE SPIRIT OF HIP-HOP AND RAP MUSIC ARE ALIVE AND, WELL, COARSING THROUGH THE VEIN'S OF YOUNG AMERICAN'S LIKE THEY'RE VITAL BLOOD-STREAM. AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT EVEN IF YOUR THE BEST SOME-TIMES YOU DO'NT ALL WAYS WIN, BUT THE TRUE 'HIP HOP BEEBOY HEAD' WILL KNOW THE DIFFERANCE!

WELL UP NEXT IS A CLASSIC FROM THE WU-TANG CLAN, WELL I REMEMBER SEEING THIS WORLD PREMEIRE ON 'YO, MTV! RAPS' SO I GUESS THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW OLD I AM, WELL IT IS THE WU-TANG CLAN VIDEO FOR 'THE MYSTARY OF CHESS-BOXING' AND OF COARSE WHEN FAB FIVE FREDDIE INTRADUCED IT HE WAS ALL DENAGRATING IT, I.E., 'WELL THIS CREW IS ON SOME TOY SHIT THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE EATING A BUNCH OF OREO CAKESTERS LIKE SOME BABY BUTTS, WELL THEY BETTER LEGO MY EGGO LOLOLOL WAFFELZ' BUT LOOK AT THEM NOW, WU-TANG CLAN IS STILL STRONG WHILE FAB 5 FREDDY ROTS INSIDE A CORPSE'S SHELL [A.K.A. A PINE BOX]

Wu-Tang Lego: Da Mystery of Chessboxin' from davo on Vimeo.

WELL ANY WAYS WHO KNOWS, MAY BE SOME DAY I WILL SHARE MORE VIDEO'S

A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM ME JUST A NORMAL GUY

2009-07-27T19:42:00.005-04:00

THE ROOTS OF MUSIC IN YOU'RE MIND [PART 3]: COPS, THEY ON THE BEAT

2009-07-22T18:30:00.004-04:00

WELL I DO'NT KNOW IF ANY OFF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER A MUSIC FESTIVAL CALLED LOLLAPALOOZA BUT IT HAPPENED IN THE 1990'S WHICH IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY BECASUE I WAS ALIVE THEN, LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST.

WELL WHEN SUMMER ROLLED AROUND A LIKED NOTHING, MORE THAN TO GO TO A FESTIVAL TO SEE SOME OF MY FAVORITE BAND'S, AND LOLLAPALOOZA WAS GREAT BECASUE THEY HAD IT ALL NOT JUST MUSIC, WELL THEIR WAS PROSTATUTE'S TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM, YOU COULD HAVE A FIST-FIGHT WITH A MIDGET AT THE SIDE-SHOW, THEIR WAS A PRISON MADE OF MIST-SPRAYER'S, NYPD OFFICER'S WOUDL CHASE YOU AROUND THE CONCERT SIGHT FOR FUN, AND THEIR WAS A WIDE ARRAY OF CHRISTMAS TREES TO LIGHT ON FIRE. FINALY A PLACE WHERE WE COUDL REALY LIVE!!!!

WELL BEFORE I WENT TO THE LOLLAPALOOZA FESTIVAL I HAD TO GET MY FEET 'WET' FIRST STARTING WITH OTHER CONSERT'S. WELL FIRST I WENT THE 'PARROT-HEAD' ROOT AND TRIED TO GET INTO JIMMIE BUFFET, BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS AN OLDER SCENE, NOT REALLY THE PLACE FOR A GUY WHO WAS YOUNG LIKE I WAS THEN, HECK I EVEN RAN INTO MY OLD AUNTY AT ONE OF THOSE JIMMIE BUFFET GIGS, WELL SHE WAS TOTALLY WASTED AND I DO'NT THINK I NEED TO TELL YOU TWICE THAT I SAW THING'S NOT REALLY SUITED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPSION [UNLESS YOU THINK YOU'RE AUNTY BEING A LESBIAN IS SOME THING YOU WANT TO CONSUME INTO YOUR MIND AND BODY AND SPIRIT ---- TAKE IT FROM ME, LITTERALLY, I MEAN TAKE IT OUT OF ME, I WAS LIKE JESUS WALKING ON WATER IN A SEA OF ENCEST, TO QUOTE SHERLOCK HOMES]

WELL ANY WAYS AFTER A FEW ATTEMPT'S I DECIDED THAT IT WAS FINALLY TIME TO TAKE THE PLUNGE ---- WELL NOT INTO THE TOILET OF COARSE! I WAS GOING TO GO TO LOLLAPALOOZA.

WELL THE FIRST LOLLA [AS WE SAID BACK THEN] I ATTENDED WAS IN 1992.
MANY GREAT BANDS WHERE THEIR, SUCH AS RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS AND FUGAZY AND JANE'S ADDICTION, BUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS PLAYING WAS SOUND GARDEN. DURING SOUND GARDEN'S CONCERT THE SINGER SAID, 'WELL THIS IS A SONG THAT IS GETTING POEPLE IN TROUBLE, BUT AS ALL ARE GROUPY'S KNOW WE LOVE TO GET IN A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE, SO LICK IT UP M*THERFUCKER$' AND THEN THE BAND JUTTED INTO THE SONG 'COP KILLER' BY ICE T. WELL THIS CREATED ALOT OF CONTRAVERSY BECASUE FOR TWO REASON'S: 1. THIS SONG WAS VERY SENSATIONAL AND EVEN PRESIDENT CLINTON HAD SPOKEN OUT AGAINST IT. 2. ICE T HIM-SELF WAS PLAYING LOLLAPALOOZA SO WHY WOULD SOUND GARDEN PLAYING HIS SONG? WELL I DO'NT VERY OFTEN AGREE WITH KURT LOADER BUT HE HIM-SELF POSITULATED THAT SOUND GARDEN WAS A RACIALIST BAND OF WHITE MEN TRYING TO SHOW THE BLACK MEN HOW TO PLAY HIS OWN SONG. WELL YOU NEVER SAW CANDLE-BOX TACKLING SKEE-LOW'S 'TALLER', SO I GUESS IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT EVEN A BLIND SQUIRRAL OCCASIONALY FINDS A NUT, WELL IN KURT LOADER'S CASE I THINK HE MIGHT SPEND TO MUCH TIME LOOKING FOR NUTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [WHICH I THINK YOU DO], BUT ANY WAYS HE WAS RIGHT

WELL HOW EVER WHEN I HEARD THIS SONG, 'COP KILLER', I FELT ENERGIZED. WITH MANY OTHER AUDIANCE MEMBER'S I RUSHED THE BARRACADES, WE JUMPED OVER THEM AND RAN, INTO THE SEATS AREA AND WE SHUT IT DOWN, TOOK IT OVER TO PUT OUR FIST IN THE AIR AND SING OUT WITH OUTRAGEOUS TENDANCIES, 'COP KILLER, BETTER THEM THAN ME!!!' AND AT THAT TIME, IF THEIR HAD BEEN A POLICE MAN IN THE AUDIANCE, WELL HE PROBABLY WOULD OF HIDED HIS BADGE AND SILLY-CLUB BECASUE FOR THIS ONE MOMENT WE HAD TRUELY TAKEN OVER THE SITUATION FROM 'THE MAN'

WELL ANY WAYS IN RECENT YEAR'S MY MIND HAS MELLOWED FROM THIS EARLY EXPERIANCE AND I HAVE HAD MANY POSITIVE ENTERACTION'S WITH POLICE, MEN AND COPS, AND I HAVE COME, TO THINK OF THEM IN A MORE POSITIVE LIGHT IS A NATURAL DEVELOPMENT FOR AN ADULT. AFTER ALL, EVEN FLAVOR FLAVE CALLED 911 ONCE IN HIS LIFE, WHEN HE OVER-DOSED ON PAMPERS.

SO I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THIS HENRY LOUIS GATES JR SITUATION IN GREATER DETAIL, BECASUE IT SEEMS TO ME THAT PROFESSAR GATES WAS PROBABLY THEIR AT LOLLAPALOOZA 1992, BUT PERHAPS HE HAS'NT YET LEARNED THE TRUE LESSON OF COP KILLER, A.K.A., COPS ARE ON THE BEAT, FOR YOU.

WELL WE KNOW THIS MUCH: EVEN PROF GATES ADMITS THAT HIS FRONT DOOR WAS DAMAGED. A NEIGHBOR CALLED POLICE ABOUT TOW BLACK MEN BRAKING IN TO GATE'S HOUSE. O.K., WELL, HOW DID THE DOOR GET DAMAGE? WELL IT PROBABLY GOT DAMAGED FROM THE BLACK BURGLERS TRYING TO BRAKE INTO GATES' HOUSE! DUH!!!! SO PROBABLY GATES AND HIS MANSERVENT [I BELEIVE HIS NAME IS HUGGINS] SCARED THE BURGLERS AWAY! GOOD FOR THEM. AND IN THE MEAN TIME, THE POLICE ARRIVED TO HELP TO FOIL THE CRIME. GATES SHOULD OF THANKS THE FEAR-LESS POLICE FOR THEY'RE EFFORTS, WORKS AND INSPIRATIONS, BUT NO, HE HAD TO PLAY THE ICE T ROLE.

WELL THIS ICE T IS A LITTLE TO COLD FOR MY TASTES, AND THE POEPLE WHO KNOW ME KNOW THAT I DO'NT SAY THAT OFTEN BECASUE I LIKE MY ICE T REALLY COLD [PREFARABLY CRYSTAL LIGHT]. WELL I'M SURE THAT PROF GATES' AGAINST THE IRAQ WAR BUT HE DOES'NT HAVE TO IMITATE HIS HERO'S THE IRAQIAN'S SO MUCH THAT HE JUST ACTS SO UNGRATEFUL TO ARE BOYS IN UNIFORM. BUT I THINK THIS IS A PATTERN WE WILL SEE AGAIN AND AGAIN, WELL WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING, AND THE UNGRATEFUL JUST ACT IN A NEGATIVE MANNER.

BULL-SHIT THOUGHT'S ROT, YOU'RE MEAT

2009-07-15T13:54:00.001-04:00

Travel like a king
Listen to the inner voice
A higher wisdom is at work for you
Conqering the stumbling blocks come easier
When the conqueror is in tune with the infinite
Every ending is a new beginning
Life is an endless unfoldment
Change your mind, and you change your relation to time

You can find the answer
The solution lies within the problem
The answer is in every question
Dig it?
An attitude is all you need to rise and walk away
Inspire yourself
Your life is yours
It fits you like your skin

The oak sleeps in the acorn
The giant sequoia tree sleeps in its tiny seed
The bird waits in the egg
God waits for his unfoldment in man
Fly on, children
Play on

You gravitate to that which you secretly love most
You meet in life the exact reproduction of your own thoughts
There is no chance, coincidence or accident
In a world ruled by law and divine order
You rise as high as your dominant aspiration
You descend to the level of your lowest concept of your self
Free your mind and your ass will follow

The infinite intelligence within you knows the answers
Its nature is to respond to your thoughts
Be careful of the thought-seeds you plant in the garden of your mind
For seeds grow after their kind

Play on, children

Every thought felt as true
Or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscious mind
Take roots in your subconscious
Blossoms sooner or later into an act
And bears its own fruit
Good thoughts bring forth good fruit
Bullshit thoughts rot your meat
Think right, and you can fly
The kingdom of heaven is within
Free your mind, and your ass will follow

Play on, children
Sing on, lady

DASH SNOW IS DEAD; CAN PEREZ HILTON REST ON HIS LOREALS? [UPDATED WITH ARTISTS WORK'S]

2009-07-14T15:12:00.006-04:00

WELL IF YOU PARUSE THE COMMENT'S SECTION AT THE GAWKER.COM WEB SIGHT YOU WILL SEE THAT MANY POEPLE HAVING THE FEELINGS OF BITTERNESS REGAURDING THE DEATH OF DASH SNOW. WELL I HAVE ALL WAYS FELT A DEEP CONNECTION TO THE ART WROLD AND I THINK I UNDER STAND THAT MANY OFF THESE BITTER COMMENTER'S LIKELY ARTIST'S THEM-SELVES. AND MANY OF THEM PROBABLY WORK WITH THE SAME MEDIUMS, COLLAGES AND SPERMS, THAT DASH SNOW USED.

WELL THEIR'S SO MANY PROMISING COLLAGE AND SPERM STARVING ARTIST'S STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE ON THE STREET TODAY, I WAS WALKING THROUGH CENTRAL PARK AND ITS A VERY CUT-THROAT BUSINESS. WELL SOME BODY WELL DO A CHARACATURE OF YOU WITH HIS OR HER SPERM FOR AROUND 5$ THESE DAY'S, NO JOKE 'THE BLOCK IS HOT' AND MANY ARTIST'S GET CUT FOR SLINGING SPERM [A.K.A. MASTERBATING] ON AN OTHER ARTISTS CORNER.

SO WHEN A ARTIST LIKE DASH SNOW COME A LONG AND GETS FAMOUS SIMPLEY BECASUE OF HIS WEALTHY AUNTY, WELL MANY OF THE OTHER MASTERBATORY SPERM ARTISTS ARE SAD AND BITTER.

WELL FOR EXAMPEL WHO IS THE ONLY OTHER ARTIST TO GET FAMOUSE BY
PUTTING SPERM ON A PICTURE, WELL IT IS PEREZ HILTON, AND THESE DAY'S HE HAS STOPPED USEING HIS REAL SPERM AND EITHER USES DIGITAL SPERM OR THE SPERM OF ILL-LEGAL IMMIGRANT'S FROM SOUTH OF THE BORDER. I KNEW POEPLE WHO KNEW DASH SNOW AND HE WAS REPORTED TO BE VERY ANGRY ABOTU PERES HILTON ACHEIVING FAME WITH DIGITAL SPERM, WELL IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT EVEN IN THIS POST-MODERN ERA THEIR'S STILL A PLACE FOR AUTHANTICITY PARTICULIARLY WHEN IT COMES TO SPERM.

WELL IN ADDISION TO THAT DASH SNOW BELEIVED THAT PEREZ HILTON ONLY GOT FAMOUSE BECASUE HE WAS FROM 'SOME FAR-AWAY COUNTRY' (VERBATUM QUOTE), SO IN THAT SINCE PEREZ HILTON WAS A AFFIRMATIVE-ACTION HIRE FOR THE ART INDUSTRY, WELL DASH FELT THAT THEIR WAS NO PLACE FOR A STRONG PROUD SELF-MADE WHITE MAN ANY MORE.

WELL ANY WAYS MAYBE THEIR'S A SILVER LINEING, NOW PEREZ HILTON WILL HAVE SOME NEW COMPITITION IN THE WORLD OF SPERM & PICTURE ART, WELL I THINK I WILL GO TRY IT OUT. I DO'NT READ TO MANY MAGAZINE'S BUT I THINK I HAVE A COPY OF 'SKY MALL' IN MY BATH-ROOM. WELL AS SANDRA J BULLUCK SAYS, 'HOPE FLOATS', AND HEY, MAY BE I WILL BE THE NEXT DASH SNOW!

UPDATE: WELL MANY OFF YOU HAVE WRITTEN INTO ASKING ME TO COMPARE THE WORKS, WELL HERE THEY ARE:

FANTASY IS REALITY IN THE WORLD TODAY

2009-07-10T20:23:00.002-04:00

WELL I WAS THINKING TODAY 'WELL REALLY FANTASY IS REALITY IN THE WORLD TODAY' AND I WANDERED IF THEIR'S ANY MUSIC THAT I CAN LISTEN TO AND EXCPRESS MY EMOTIONS THROUGH THE MUSIC, SO I WENT TO ALTA-VISTA AND BEGAN TO SEARCH. WELL IT TOOK A LONG TIME BUT FINALY I FOUND A SONG THAT I THINK GETS CLOSE TO EXCPRESSING WHAT I WANT TO SAY

Fantasy Is Reality (Live Edit)...

WELL I DEFINATELY JAMMED PRETTY HARDLY TO THIS BAND AT WOODSTOCK 1999 BUT I DO'NT THINK THEY PLAYED THIS 'NUMBER' DURING THEY'RE SET-LIST BECASUE I DEFINATELY WOULD OF REMEMBERED IT. WELL ANY WAYS I BELEIVE THAT MUSIC SHOUDL EXCIST SO EVERY MAN CAN LISTEN TO IT AND THERE-FOR EXCPRESS HIS FEELINGS THROUGH IT AND IN THAT WAY THE MUSIC IS BY THE POEPLE FOR THE POEPLE TO EXCERCISE THEY'RE DEMON'S. WELL IT IS LIKE I ALL WAYS SAY 'FREEDOM OF SPEACH!'

[SPEAKING OF THIS I ALL WAYS HEARD THAT JON COUGAR MELONCAMP HAD A PET DEMON DURING THE HEIGHTH OF HIS FAME, ANY BODY KNOW ANY THING ABOTU THIS? WELL WERE DID IT GO DID HE EXCERCISE IT TO HARD? WELL CAN YOU IMAGINE IT WOULD BE A FUNNY SCINNARIO! LIKE 'WELL HI I AM JON COUGAR MELCONCAMP AND I AM GOING TO THE GYM, WELL I AM ALL SO TAKING MY PET DEMON, WE OUR GOING TO MAKE IT 'HURT SO GOOD' TOGETHER LOL WELL WE GOING TO WORK SO HARD ARE MUSCELS WELL BE BURNING LIKE 'PAPER AND FIRE' LOL'!!!!]

WELL ANY WAYS LETS THING OF ALL THE DIFFERANT WAY'S IN WHICH FANTASY IS REALITY IN THE WROLD TODAY:
1. KIM JONG ILL HAS KIDNAP TWO BUXOME YOUNG WOMEN, LAURA LING AND ENYA LEE, TO MAKE THEM SEX SLAVES IN HIS SEXUAL CONCENTRASION CAMP. WELL MOST OF MY GIRL-FREIND'S HAVE HAD TO CONCENTRATE REAL HARD TO HAVE A GOOD SEXUAL EXPERIANCE [AS BEL BIV DEVO SAID 'TO GET TO THE SQUIRRAL'] BUT THIS IS REDICULOUSE! WELL WE GOTTA GET EM BACK, AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE TO PUT THEM WHEN THEY ARE RETURN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [WHICH I THINK YOU DO]

WELL ACTUALY SUDDENALLY I AM HAVING SO MANY THOUGHTS, MAY BE I AM WRITING TO MUCH THIS BLOG POSTING IS SO LONG, SO AND I WILL RETURN TO THIS TOPIC AT A LATER DATE. WE WILL HAVE A SERIES OF MANY BLOG POSTING'S IN WHICH WE DISCUS FANTASY AND REALITY IN THE WORLD TODAY

A CRY FOR HELP, IN THE WILDERNESS

2009-07-09T17:15:00.004-04:00

WELL I KNOW I TWEETED THIS TO MY TWITTER TWEET FEED BUT I NEED TO LET IT BE KNOW:

WELL I HAVE MADE A SOMALIA CONNECTION, HE IS WILLING TO HELP US REALLY GET DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SOMALI PIRATE JOKE CRAZE AND WE WILL SPEAK TO MANY SOMALI PIRATES, SOME JOKERS, SOME MORE SERIOUSE, AND WE WILL TEST THE JOKES. DO'NT WORRY ABOUT SAFETY MY FREIND ASURES ME WE WILL BE THE FINEST

WELL THIS IS WHAT I NEED: MONEY AND CAMERA CREW WITH GOOD VIDEO SKILLS. PLEASE CALL ME OR WRITE VIA E-MAIL IF YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ONE OR THE OTHER OR EVEN BOTH, OR MAYBE NIETHER [IF YOUR SOME HOT GIRL'S]

WELL IF YOU CA'NT PROVIDE MONEY MAYBE YOU KNOW SOME CAMERA STUFF AND WE COUDL DO IT IN AMERICA, WELL I THINK WE CAN 'GO VIRAL' IN ANY CASE

WELL IF WE CAN DO THIS IT WILL JUST GO TO SHOW THAT THE POWER OF THE INTERNET CAN REALLY BRING POEPLE TOGETHER IN THE WEB 2.0 GENERATIONS' ERA. SO TOUCH BASE WITH ME, YOU DO'NT HAVE TO BE A BASE-BALL PLAYER ITS JUST AN EXCPRESSION BUT TOUCH THE BASE

LOVE LIKE NOONE'S WATCHING

2009-07-08T16:17:00.002-04:00

WELL LIKE I ALL WAYS SAY WHEN IT COMES TO ME, POLITICLY I AM A MODERATE ACCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO NATIONAL SECURITY, THEN I AM CONSERVATIVE, AS THEY COME. I THINK MOST AMERICANS LIKE ME, THIS IS A CENTER-RIGHT COUNTRY AS PROVED AGAIN AND AGAIN, WELL SOME TIMES 'CONVENSIONAL WISDOM' DOES'NT HAVE TO BE AN OXIMORON LOL BECASUE IT CAN BE BOTH CONVENSIONAL AND WISDOM.

WELL ANY WAYS, EVEN THROUGH NOW I AM A MODERATE, OF COARSE IN MY YOUNGER DAY'S I USE TO BE A BIT WILDER AND MAY BE HAVE A LIBERAL STREAK. WELL ITS LIKE THEY ALL WAYS SAY 'IF YOU ARE'NT A LIBERAL IN YOU'RE YOUNGER DAY'S YOU NEVER LEARNED TO DANCE LIKE NOONE IS LOOKING AT YOU', BUT ANY WAYS WE ALL KNOW A MODERATE IS JUST A LIBERAL WHOSE REALISED HE GOT TO PAY TAXES IN STEAD OF HAVING THEY'RE DADDY PAY THEM FOR IT LIKE MOST OF THE NYC LIB'S I KNOW.

WELL WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I CHOSE TO EXCPRESS MY LIBERAL STREAK WITH A PERSONAL CHOICE TO DYE MY HAIR BLONDE BECASUE NORMALLY IT IS BROWN BUT IT WAS MY PERSONAL RITE TO EXCPRESS MYSELF ANY WAY I SAW, FITTING, SO I PICKED UP THE HAIR DYE AND SAID 'DO ME WHITE!' SO I CLEARLY HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIANCE WITH HAIR AND THE FEELING'S ASSOSIATED WIHT IT

WELL AS MANY OFF YOU KNOW BEFORE I EXCEPTED MY CURRENT JOB PATH WORKING IN FINANCAIL SECTRE I USE TO WORK AS A TEACHER FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDNETS AT A PROMANENT BOARDING SCHOOL IN THE NORTH-EAST. WELL ONE DAY CAME TO CLASS A YOUNG MAN WITH HIS HAIR DYED BLONDE.

WELL I WANTED TO ASK HIM WAS HE FEELING THE SAME FEELING'S AS I WAS FEELING WHEN I DIED MY HAIR BLONDE SO I ASKED HIM 'WELL WHAT KIND OF FASHION STATEMENT IS THIS? WELL I BET YOUR SENDING THIS MESSAGE TO ALL THE FASHION PHOTOG'S OUT THEIR: HELLO MY NAME IS WALKER BROOKS AND I AM A POT-HEAD.' WELL HE DID'NT DENY IT.

BUT THEN THE NEXT DAY I RECIEVED A PHONE CALL AT MY DESK, DO YOU KNOW WHO IT WAS? WELL IT WAS THE BLONDE-HAIR KIDS' MOTHER. MRS. BROOKS, SHE SAID, 'I CA'NT BELEIVE YOU WOULD ACCUSE MY SON OF BEING A SMOKER OF POT HOW DARE YOU DO THIS?'

WELL I TRIED TO BRAKE THE ICE WITH A JOKE, I SAID, 'DID YOU JUST SAY DARE BECASUE YOU WE'RE TALKING ABOTU DRUGS AND YOU WANTED TO HARK BACK UNTO THE DAY'S WHEN POEPLE USE TO WERE THE SHIRT'S WITH D.A.R.E. ON THEM TO SAY DRUGS ARE REALLY EXSPENSIVE [LOL] BECASUE I BET YOU'RE SON WOUDL REALLY KNOW THE DRUG PRICE'S WITH ALL THE DRUGS HE SMOKES, WELL IF HE SMOKES DRUGS I DID'NT ACTUALLY SAY THAT.'

WELL AFTER THAT MRS. BROOK'S THEN ASKED ME 'WELL WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SON'?

'WELL I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS MAKING A FASHION STATEMENT WITH HIS BLONDE HAIR, I WANTED TO KNOW IF HE WAS A KNOT-HEAD BECASUE HIS HAIR IS THE COLOR OF THE INSIDE OF A TREE NOW, NICE AND BLONDE, SO MAY BE HE IS EXPRESSING THAT HE IS A TREE HUGGER, HUGGING THEM TO HIS HEAD TO FEEL THE ONE-NESS WITH HIS NATURE HEAD, AS REPRESENTED BY THE BLONDE COLOR.'

WELL ANY WAYS SHE ASK ME TO APOLAGYZE TO HER SON SO I DID. I TOLD HIM ' WELL I AM SORRY YOU MIS-UNDERSTAND ME BUT I AM SIMPLEY TRYING TO DETERMINE WHETHER YOU OUR A ENVIROMENTALIST, THAT IS A NICE STRONG STAND FOR YOU TO TAKE NOW BECASUE YOU OUR YOUNG, YOU OUR FUTURE AND THE EARTH BELONG'S TOO YOU, SUCH AS CONVEYED TO US BY ARE RED INDIAN ANCESTOR'S WITH THEY'RE 'SEVENTH GENERATION' BRAND NAMES, AND ANY WAYS, YOU ARE YOUNG. IF YOU DO'NT TAKE A LIBERAL STAND NOW, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO THAT AGAIN, FOR IF YOU ARE'NT A LIBERAL YOUNG, THEN YOU CAN NEVER LOVE...LOVE LIKE NOONE'S WATCHING'

THE ROOTS OF MUSIC IN YOU'RE MIND [PART 2: THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWL]

2009-07-02T01:00:00.000-04:00

WELL TRY IS A MIGHT, BUT I CA'NT STOP THINKING OF MICHEAL JACKSON. I WOULD'NT LIKE TO CONTINUE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE MEDIA FRENZY AROUND HIS DEATH BUT THEIR'S ALOT OF FEELINGS IN MY MIND THAT I NEED TO EXCERCISE AND TRY TO GET OUT, SO I AM GOING TO EXPRESS MYSELF, BEST I KNOW HOW.

WELL I NEED TO PREFACE THIS MEDATATION ON MICHEAL JACKSON WITH A PERSONAL BIT OF INFORMATION ABOUT MYSELF. WELL YOU CAN ASK ANY OF MY GIRL-FREIND'S, PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE, AND THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT WHEN I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO THEM I SAY 'WELL THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWL'. WELL OF COARSE MORE THAN JUST A FEW OF THEM HAVE ASKED ME, 'WELL WHY DO YOU SAY THAT THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWEL' AND UP UNTILL THIS VERY WEEK I HAVE ALL WAYS TOLD THEM, 'WELL I DO'NT KNOW THE ORIGIN OF THIS PHRASE, BUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [WHICH I THINK YOU DO] THEN IT IS TIME TO HEAD TO THE BED-ROOM'. AND REALLY LIKE THE MALT LIQOUR KNOW AS 'COLD 45' IT WORKS, EVERY TIME.

WELL THEIR'S SO MANY POSSIBLE EXPLENATION'S, THE MOST PROMANENT COULD BE MY DEEP RELIGOUS BATGROUND, WHICH IS CHRISTIAN, AND THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT FOR MANY YEAR'S, BECASUE I WAS HARKING BACK TO THE STORY OF ORIGINAL SIN, WELL IN MY MIND I THOUGHT, 'I AM THE SNAKE, THIS LADY SHE IS EVE, AND WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BITE RIGHT HERE IN THE BIG APPLE. COME PROWL WITH ME!'. BUT THIS WEEK WHEN I WAS DOING ON-LINE RESEARCH INTO THE DEATH OF MICHEAL JACKSON, I SAW SOME THING THAT CREATED A JOG IN MY MEMORY AND I REALIZED THE TRUE ORIGIN OF 'THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWL'

WELL EVERY ONE'S HERD THE BROTHERS OF THE JACKSON'S 5 BUT DID YOU ALL SO KNOW THAT MICHEAL JACKSON HAD A SISTER IN THE MUSIC 'BIZ'? WELL NOW YOU KNOW HER, NAME IS REBBIE [I THINK SHORT FOR REBA] AND IN 1984 SHE HAD A HIT WIHT A SONG THAT MIGHT OF BEEN BASED OF A POPULAR VIDEO-GAME CRAZE OF THE SAME NAME, CENTIPEDE:

[THIS IS THE VERSION FROM THE 'SOLID GOLD' SHOW, WELL I DEFINATELY RECCOMEND THE ORIGINAL MUSIC VIDEO BUT OF COARSE THE RECORD LABLE WO'NT LET ME IN-BED IT]

WELL IF YOU LISTEN CLOSE TO THE LIRYC'S YOU WILL UNDERSTAND SHE SAYS, 'WHEN THE SNAKE IS ON THE PROWL'!!! AND OF COARSE, NOW I REMEMBER SOME THING THE I HAD OBVIOSULY BURRIED DEEP WITH IN MY MIND, I USE TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG QUIET OFTEN ON THE RADIO WHEN IT WOULD PLAY, AND IT IS CLEAR THAT THE LIRYC'S OF REBBIE JACKSON EFFECTED MY DEEPLY. [WELL FOR ALL YOU MUSIC LOVER'S OUT THEIR, MAKE SURE TO KEEP LISTENING TO THE END WHEN REBBIE REALY SHOWS OF HER 'CHOPS']

WELL IRREGARDLESS OF WETHER OR NOT I LIKE IT OR NOT, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO NOT SAY THAT MY SEXUAL EXCISTANCE HAS BEEN INFLUENCED BY THE JACKSON FAMILY. WELL MAY BE I SHOULD SUE THEM LIKE JORDAN CHANDLER!

P.S. IF ANY BODY HAS REBBIE'S NUMBER PLEASE EMAIL IT TOO ME THANK'S
P.P.S. WELL ALL SO IF YOU KNOW DOES SHE STILL LOOK GOOD PLEASE LET ME KNOW?

WELL THEY USE TO CALL IT 'MUST-SEE T.V.'

2009-07-01T00:53:00.000-04:00

WELL NOW AND DAYS EVERY BODY TAKES IT FOR GRAND, BUT 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' IS A TRUE AMERICAN ORIGINAL. WELL I THINK THIS SOME THING THE YOUNGER GENERATION DOES'NT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' [ALL SO KNOW AS 'S.N.L.'] FIRST CAME, ON THE SCENE, IT WAS A TRUELY GROUND-BRAKING SHOW ON TELEVISION. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU HAVE TO ONLY CONCIDER THE NOTORIOUSE FIRST EPASODE, IN WHICH THEIR WAS NOT ONLY CUSSING BUT ALL SO NUDITY.

WELL NOW I KNOW I HAVE SAID THAT IT IS RARE FOR ME TO USE A CUSS WORD, BUT YOU MUST BARE WITH ME HERE BECASUE I WILL USE A CUSS WORD IN ORDER TO RE-BRAKE THIS GROUND, SO TO SPEAK, BECASUE THE UN-BROKEN GROUND EXCISTS IN THE MIND'S OF SOME OF ARE YOUNGEST READERS WHOM HAVE NOT SEEN THIS EPASODE. SO PLEASE BARE WITH ME.

WELL THEIR'S ONE SKIT IN PARTICULIAR ON THIS FIRST EPASODE OF 'S.N.L.' IN WHICH THE LATE-AND-GREAT JIM BELUSHI IS HAVING SEX WITH A WOMEN, AND THEY ARE IN BED TOGETHER ALL THOUGH YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HER NIPPLE'S IS ON THE SCREEN, WELL BECASUE THE GREAT BELUSHI IS SQUEESING THEM. WELL OF COARSE THE AUDIANCE IS ERUPTING IN A RIOT OF LAUGHTER, THIS IS HILARIOUSE TO THEM BECASUE OF THE FASCIAL EXPRESSIONS ON BELUSHI'S FACE, WELL HE'S NOT ONLY HAMMING IT UP FOR THE CAMERA, HE'S A WHOLE WRACK OF BABY-BACK RIBS NOT JUST A LITTLE HAM-BONE. AND HE JUST KEEP'S SAYING 'I WANT THAT MILK, YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT MILK!' AND HE IS ACTING LIKE SOME KIND OF STRANGE CREATURE THAT REALY WANTS TOO DRINK MILK. [MY FATHER REALY LOVED THIS SKITCH]

BUT THEN ALL HAVE A SUDDEN, JUST WHEN THIS HILARIOUSE SCENE HAS REACH IT'S FEVERED PITCH, BILL MURRY BUSTS IN TO THE BED-ROOM, AND HE BLURBS OUT, 'HEY, YOU CA'NT FUCK HER!!' JUST LIKE THAT! WELL I DO'NT THINK YOU NEED ME TO TELL YOU TWICE THAT AT THIS POINT THE ALIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE QUIET LITTERALLY HAS THEY'RE PANTY'S IN AN UP-ROAR BECASUE OF THIS SEXUALY-CHARGED HUMOR, NO BODY KNOWS HOW TO FEEL SHOULD I LAUGH CRY OR MASTERBATE?!?! WELL ITS THAT KIND OF DILLEMA. I MEAN WE HAVE ALL BEEN THEIR BUT NO BODY BEFORE S.N.L. HAS MAD US FEEL IT SO ACCUTELY.

WELL ANY WAYS, IN CONCLUSION WHEN EVER I HEAR POEPLE SAY THAT 'SNL HAS HAD IT THERE DONE-FOR', I CASTED MY MIND BACK TO THIS OLDER TIME-FRAME, WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS FIRST EPASODE IN THE 1980'S ON 'NICK AT NIGHT', AND I THINK, 'WELL, THEY HAVE DONE IF BEFORE, AND SURELY THEY CAN DO IT, AGAIN' SO LET'S KEEP THIS AMERICAN ORIGINAL IN ARE THOUGHT'S AND PRAYER'S...BECASUE THEY JUST MIGHT DO IT AGAIN, AND BY 'DO IT' I MEAN TO MAKE US REALLY FEEL SOME THING THE WAY WE USE TO, THE WAY WE WHERE.

THE TEAR'S OF NEAL ARMSTRONG

2009-06-26T18:07:00.000-04:00

WELL THIS WEB-BLOG HAS A VERY SOPHISTACATED READER-SHIP SO I AM SURE THAT MY READER'S OUR ALL VERY AWARE OF THIS JOKE, BUT FOR THE UNINFORMED ONE'S I WILL REPEAT:

Q: WELL WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN NEAL ARMSTRONG AND MICHEAL JACKSON?

A: WELL NEAL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST MAN TO WALK ON THE MOON, WHERE AS MICHEAL JACKSON IS JUST A BIG FREAK WHO GETS BOY'S DRUNK ON 'JESUS JUICE' [FROM A SURRIPTISIOUS COKE CAN] AND THEN PUTS THEY'RE WEENER'S IN HIS MOUTH

WELL ANY WAYS, I BET IF YOU TRY TO TELL THIS JOKE TO NEAL ARMSTRONG HE WILL ACT LIKE YOU'RE FREIND'S OLD AUNTIE AND SAY 'WELL I DO'NT CARE FOR THAT KIND OF HUMOR THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH' BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT, WELL I BET THAT NEAL ARMSTRONG IS SAYING TO HIM-SELF AS WE SPEAK, 'WELL WHOSE GOING TO TELL JOKES ABOUT ME NOW'?

WELL I BET HE IS CRYING UP THEIR IN SPACE

MICHEAL JACKSON DIED TODAY 6/26/08, HE GOT ME BANNED FROM MTV

2009-06-26T00:04:00.000-04:00

WELL IT IS IRONICAL THAT MICHEAL JACKSON DIED TODAY, JUNE 26TH, BECASUE I HAD ACTUALY BEEN THINK OF WRITING A PEICE REGAURDING THE LIRYC'S TO MICHEAL JACKSON'S 'THRILLER' SONG, WHEN THE OLD MAN IS RAPPING AT THE END. WELL AT FIRST I WANTED TO SAY THAT I THINK IT IS ENDICATIVE OF THE KIND OF BORING SING-SONGEY RAP THAT CAME OUT SO MUCH IN THE EARLY 1980'S, HE IS BASICLY JUST RIPPING OFF 'RAPERS DELIGHT' AND AS HE IS THE FIRST WHITE RAPPER I GUESS WE HAVE VINCENT PRICE TO THANK FOR THE BEASTY BOYS, VANILLA ICE VAN WINKEL AND DO'NT FORGET JESSE JAYMES [ALL THOUGH I NEVER COMPLAIN WHEN ANY BODY SHAKES IT LIKE A WHITE GRIL BECASUE I AM ONLY REALLY FAMIALIAR WITH THAT KIND OF SHAKEING]

WELL ANY WAYS OF COARSE I ALL SO WANT TO ADDRESS THE SUBJECT MATTER. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, AS A CHILD IT IS'NT REALY NECASSARY TO THINK ABOTU FIGHTING TO STAY ALIVE, WELL PARTICULIARLY NOT IF YOU DO'NT LIVE IN SIERA, LIBERIA OR TOGGO WHICH ARE COUNTY'S IN AFRICA, WHERE GENERAL 'BUTT NAKED' ROAMS THE COUNTRY-SIDE [BUT I SUPPOSE THIS IS NOTHING NEW FROM MICHEAL JACKSON SING OF 'LIBERIAN GIRL' WELL SHE WAS PROBABLY RAPED BY A CHILD SOLDEIR AND HAD TO FIGHT TO STAY ALIVE AFTER-WARDS SHE HAD A FISTULA]. WELL AS A CHILD I DID'NT LIKE TO HERE SUCH LIRYC'S COMING FROM MY FISHER-PRICE PORTABLE TURN-TABLE BECASUE IN MY ROOM IT IS A PLACE OF COMFORT, AND SAFELY, AND I SHOUDL'NT HAVE TO WORRY TO THE EXTENT OF FIGHTING TO STAY ALIVE WHEN A ZOMBIE COME CRASHING THROUGH MY DOOR, WELL THEY CAN JUST MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT HOUSE.

AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE THE VIDEO AND MICHEAL JACKSON IS TURNING TO A ZOMBIE WITH THE EYE OF A CAT, SUCH AS IMSPIRED BY STEVEN KINGS' 'THE CAT EYE' STORY, WELL AS A CHILD YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH SCREAMING 'WHAT IS THIS???????/'

WELL MANY CHILDREN OF MY AGE GROUP FROM THE 1970'S AND 1980'S ERA FOUND THEM-SELVE'S BEING BANNED FROM MTV WATCHING IT BECASUE THEY WERE TO SCARED OF WATCHING THE MICHEAL JACKSON VIDEO 'THRILLER'. I WAS ONE OF THEM. MY PARENT'S FOUND ME, WATCHING THE THRILLER, AND I WAS TEARING UP IN MY EYES, CRYING SO HARD, BECASUE I DID'NT WANT TO FIGHT TO STAY ALIVE, NOT AT SO YOUNG OF AN AGE. SO I WAS BANNED FROM MTV LIKE LUUKE SKYYYWALLLKER. WELL 'THE FORCE' COULD'NT OF SAVED ME NOW!

SO BECASUE OF MICHEAL JACKSON I MISSED OUT ON RUN-DMC AND MOTLEY CRUE'S HAY-DAY, AND I NEVER GOT TO SEE THE INTERVIEW WITH BROOK SHEILD'S AND JOHN NORRIS WHERE THEY WE'RE REMENISSING ABOUT 'STUDIO 54' AND BROOK SMACKED JON ON HIS LITTLE KNEE AND SAID 'CAN I JUST SAY I CA'NT BELEIVE I NEVER FUCKED YOU HONEY?!'. [WELL OF COARSE DUH BOTH HE AND KURT LOADER ARE GAY TOGETHER] SO NOW THAT HE IS GONE I AM GOING TO WATCH SOME OLD MTV ON YOU-TUBE AND DRINK SOME JESUS JUICE AND SAY 'THANKS FOR NOTHING BUT NOW I HAVE EVERY-THING!'

THE ROOTS OF MUSIC IN YOU'RE MIND

2009-06-23T21:02:00.001-04:00

WELL I DO'NT KNOW IF YOU OF EVER HAD A GIRL-FREIND, BUT SOME TIMES THEY ASK YOU 'WELL WHY DO YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS'? AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SEARCH THE DEBTHS OF YOU'RE MIND AND WANDER A LOUD, 'WELL WHY DO I DO THIS?'

WELL AS YOU WALK ALONG THE DIM-LID CORIDORS OF YOU'RE MIND, SOME TIMES YOU FLASH UP, ON A MEMORY OF TIME'S GONE BYE.

WELL I REMEMEBERED THIS MUSIC VIDEO TODAY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1_E6pHa3hc

THE MUSIC VIDEO IT-SELF IS FOR QUARTER-FLASHES 'HARDEN MY HEART,' YOU CAN CLICK THE LINK TO WATCH IT. WELL I'M SORRY I CA'NT IN-BED IT BUT I GUESS WITH ALL THE SOMALI PIRATE'S STEELING THE MUSICIAN'S THIS DAYS, WELL TIME'S ARE TOUGH.

WELL ANY WAYS I REALIZED THAT THIS VIDEO THAT I WOUDL WATCH SO MANY TIME'S WHEN I WAS IN MY CHILDHOOD'S YEARS, WELL IT HAD A DEEP AFFECT ON ME. I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY DUE TO THE RESULT OF THE SINGER LOOKING ALOT LIKE MY MOTHER IN HER AROEBICS OUT-FIT, AND WHEN I WENT TO VISIT THE AROEBIC'S CLASS AND SAW ALL THE WOMEN IN THEY'RE FINARY, WELL I DO'NT NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT KIND OF DRAWING'S I MADE ON MY LITTLE DRAWING PAD AND LEFT FOR THE WOMEN TO SEE. I THINK YOU 'GET IT'!

LANGAUGE

2009-06-23T01:46:00.001-04:00

WELL MANY POEPLE ALL WAYS SAYS TO ME, 'WELL DONNIE WE HAVE NOTICED YOU DO'NT USE THE CUSS WORD'S TO MUCH', AND AT FIRST I NEVER THOUGHT ABOTU IT BUT I AM NOT OPPOSED TO BE A SENSATIVE MAN WHO LIKE TO THINK ABOUT HIS MOTAVATIONS AND DESIRE'S, SO I SAT DOWN AND BEGUN TO THINK, 'WELL WHY IS IT THAT I DO'NT USE THE CUSS WORD'S ALL THE TIME'?

WELL AFTER MUCH THOUGHT I HAVE DECIDE THAT I KNOW, WHY DO'NT I USE THE CUSS WORDS ALL THE TIME, WELL IT DATE'S BACK TO MANY YEARS, AGO PROBABLY DURING THIRD GRADE I BELEIVE. WELL THEIR WAS A KID IN MY CLASS NAME OF LEWIS DAVIDSON, HE WAS FAIRY-HAIRED AND SOME TIMES WORE GLASS'S. HE WAS A 'HIPSTER' EVEN AT THE AGE OF THIRD GRADE, FOR EXAMPEL HE OWNED THE GOERGE MICHEAL 'FAITH' TAPE BEFORE ANY ONE ELSE AND KNEW ALL THE WORD'S TOO, 'I WANT YOU'RE SEX'! SO YOU SEE HE HAD THE ORA OF KNOWLEDGE.

WELL ONE DAY HE CAME TO ME AND HE SAID 'WELL DONNIE THE TEACHER WAS REALLY MAD IN THE TEACHER'S LONGUE AND I WAS EVE'S-DROPPING SO I HEARD HER, SHE SAID THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE CUSSERS!' WELL IN THIS DAY, AND AGE, WE ARE USE TO RANKING OF EVERY THING THANK'S TO VH1 AND 'MAXXIM' MAGAZINE, BUT AT THIS TIME I WAS QUIET YOUNG AND VERY ENTRIGUED BY THE IDEA OF A RANKING OF A CUSS WORD'S, SO I SAID, 'WELL LEWIS WHAT ARE THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE CUSSERS?!'

'WELL' HE SAID. 'WELL THE QUEEN IS THE WORD, SHIT.' WELL OF COARSE I KNEW THE WORD SHIT IT WAS PART OF MY VOCABULARY. THIS WAS NOTHING NEW TO ME, I HAD BEEN TAKING A SHIT FOR PRACTICLY MY WHOLE LIFE AT THIS POINT, AND CALL A SPADE A SPADE, I USED THE WORD AND WAS'NT ASHAMED. EVEN A CHILD CAN BE, COME AND ADULT BY HIS USEAGE OF LANGAUGE, AS I DID TO SAY 'SHIT!' WHEN I WENT INTO THE BATH ROOM. IT IS A NATURAL FUCNTION. BUT REALLY, WHAT WAS THE KING OF THE CUSSERS? I HAD TO KNOW!

'WELL LEWIS, WHAT IS THE KING OF THE CUSSERS? I HAD TO KNOW!' I SAID TO MY FREIND.

'WELL DONNIE THE KING IS THE WORD, FUCK'!

HMM. I DID'NT KNOW THIS WORD. ALL THOUGH MY PARENT'S HAD TOOK ME TO SEE RATED-R MOVIE'S SUCH AS 'BEVERY HILL'S COP' AND 'FLASHY DANCER' I WAS'NT AWARE THAT THIS WORD FUCK WAS A BAD WORD SIMPLEY BECASUE MY PARENT'S NEVER SAID IT. WELL I GUESS THEY WERE OLD-FASHION AND DID'NT USE THIS KINDS OF SLANG.

'WELL LEWIS, WHAT IS FUCK'? I ASKED? THE WORD WAS VERY MYSTERIOUSE. NOT TO MANY SYLABEL'S AND AN INTERSTING COLLECTION OF LETTER'S.

'YOU DO'NT KNOW WHAT FUCK MEANS? WELL I WILL ENFORM YOU, WHAT THE WORD MEANS. THE WORD FUCK MEANS WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN GET ON THEY'RE HAND'S AND KNEE'S AND GO TO THE BATH-ROOM TOGETHER.'

'OHHHHH' I SAID. NOW I KNEW WHAT 'FUCK' MEANT, WELL IT MEANS TO MAKE A BABY BECASUE EVERY BODY KNEW AT THAT TIME THAT MAKING A BABY WAS BASICLY THE SAME AS GOING TO THE BATH-ROOM. WELL EVEN THROUGH I AM OLDER NOW AND I REALIZE THAT YOU PROBABLY CA'NT MAKE A BABY ONLY BY GOING TO THE BATH-ROOM WITH A WOMAN [LORD KNOW'S I WOULD OF MADE ABOUT 27 BABY'S BY NOW!!!] BUT I STILL SEE THAT THEIR'S SOME SIMPLE TRUTH'S TO BE LEARNED FROM VIEWING THE WORLD WITH-IN A CHILD'S EYE.